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Evil Plan Generator Helps Take Over the World... Well, Maybe Just the SCA

OK, it's been a slow week. Just in case you have lots of time on your hands, here's a way to concoct a plan to take over the universe.

Media Lawsuit Ends with Leveraged Buyout

Dateline: April 1, 2003. A bitter feud between rival publications SCAtoday.net and The Quarter has ended peacefully, with the simple expedient of a leveraged buyout.

Scurvy Knaves Blatantly Copy Respected Publication's Title

Dateline: April 1, 2003. A thieving band of scoundrels calling themselves "The Quarter" have blatantly appropriated, for their own nefarious purposes, the title of a certain well-respected SCA news publication and the page layout of a certain national newspaper.

Tired of Losing Crown Tourneys? Try This!

This is what happens when distinguished Pelicans have waaaaay too much time on their hands.

New Issue Online. Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

The Quarter: Oh, the humanity! Those miscreants and reprobates at The Quarter, still utterly unrepentant in spite of their six weeks in the gulag after last issue, have relapsed into their former life of crime.

Calontir Takes "Hay-Baling" Point at Estrella War

Rolf of Calontir reports that citizens of Calontir have won the "Hay-Baling" point at the Estrella War.

Kingdom Motto Selected for Drachenwald

An unofficial poll in the Kingdom of Drachenwald has selected a new kingdom motto.

Ansteorra, the Board Game

Cynric de Bedwyn, inventor of Ansteorra, the Board Game insists that all that is required is 2d6 and a sense of humor.

Ancient Inedible Temple Discovered

Peephenge, an ancient temple made of an inedible material, has been discovered by archaeoculinologists.

SimSCA Game Lets You Build Virtual Personae

The Quarter: The Quarter has an hilarious SCAdian parody of the popular SimCity (TM) series of games from Maxis.