What would happen if the Monty Python guys were in charge of Lord of the Rings' Battle of Helmsdeep? Walter Chang thinks he has the answer.

From the website:

RIDER OF ROHAN:
Halt! Hallo! Hallo!

URUK-HAI LEADER:
This is the army of Saruman. Whose castle is this?

RIDER OF ROHAN:
This is the fortress of Helm's Deep.

URUK-HAI LEADER:
Go tell your master that we have been charged by the White Wizard to find a ring. If you will kindly line up outside and be slaughtered --

RIDER OF ROHAN:
Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen on it.

URUK-HAI LEADER:
Why not?

RIDER OF ROHAN:
You see, 'e's already got one.

You get the point.....