From the site's author:
For the moment you will have to use your imagination to fill in this introductory material - but remember, the Sporadic Verses were banned in at least one Kingdom, so they must be good!
The Reviews are in. The critics agree: The Verses are words written on paper!
"I'd tell you how much I like them, but I'd have to kill you...and then myself" - Birdie, Agent of PELICAN, Villains, Schemers and Authenticist's Quarterly.
"As bad as Bill's Poetry" - Master Shadrach Darkmane, Laurel of Laurels, who needs no introduction.
"I like it, especially after Melrose explained it to me", Archduke Lancelot Soloflex.