The Quarter: Oh, the humanity! Those miscreants and reprobates at The Quarter, still utterly unrepentant in spite of their six
weeks in the gulag after last issue, have relapsed into their former life of crime.
To a respectable, upstanding, utterly conservative, and consistently serious-minded publication like SCAtoday.net, The
is like a train wreck. We can't bear to watch, but we can't look away, either. It's like sneaking a peek at those
tabloids while you're in the supermarket checkout line. We're so ashamed, but we just can't stop reading them!
This month's issue is chock full of wholesome, nutritious goodness:
- How to Tell if You're Dating a Laurel
- Handicapper's Guide to Crown Tourney
- Wacky Woodkut Kaption Kontest
- What Me Think
- Overheard at Fall Coronation
- ...and Much, Much More!
Remember, laughter is bad for you. We at SCAtoday.net recommend that you carefully analyze The Quarter so that you
will understand the insidious nature of humor, the better to avoid its sinister temptations.