Industrial Size Duct Tape

Tyco Plastics has announced the production of "Nashua Big Fix," an extra-wide roll of duct tape big enough to patch even the largest armor.

The general purpose, silver duct tape comes in a box complete with a slide cutter and "paper release liner for easy use."

"Suitable for endless household uses including Plumbing and HVAC applications; repair sporting goods, furniture, plastic sheeting, and tarps. Patch holes. Prepare for severe weather."