Cows in Shining Armor

Chick-Fil-A™, a North American fast-food chain, has produced a promotional calendar with scenes depicting cows in historical—and heroic—poses.

Included are "Samurai Cow" and "Viking Cow."

Am I the only person who finds

Am I the only person who finds the notion of *cows* in armor hysterically funny because *cows* are always female? It seems to me that the pictures assume that the animals are male, in which case they would be Bulls in Shining Armor, not cows.

Now I have the Valkyiren Theme

Now I have the Valkyiren Theme in my mind... in moooohs!