issues "condition red" humor warning

The spring issue of The Quarter has gnawed through its restraining straps and escaped into the wild. Run for your lives!

Citizens are warned to be particularly wary of the following articles:

  • Not Necessarily for Newbies
  • Top Ten Reasons the Quarter Went on Hiatus
  • Overheard Around Trimaris
  • Elizabethan Color or Lewd Euphemism?
  • SCA Bingo!
  • Dear Mistress Abigaille
  • SCA Fashion Tips!
  • Can You Name This Mystery Peer?
  • Event Flyer: Res Negotium
  • What Me Think: "Star Wars: Return of The Quarter"
  • Wacky Woodkut Kaption Kontest