What if Monty Python Filmed "Lord of the Rings"?

SCAdians love Tolkien, and SCAdians love Monty Python. At last, someone has found a way to combine these two cultural treasures into a single artistic endeavor that will leave you breathless.

(Cheerful music and much talking dies down as Bilbo gets ready to make his birthday speech)

Frodo: Old woman!
Lotho: Man!
Frodo: Man, sorry. Have you seen Bilbo Baggins anywhere about?
Lotho: I'm thirty one.
Frodo: What?
Lotho: I'm thirty one in shire-reckoning -- I'm not old!
Frodo: Well, I couldn't just say "hey you."
Lotho: Well, you could say "Lotho."
Frodo: Well, I didn't see that it was you.
Lotho: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
Frodo: I did say sorry about the "old woman," but it's getting dark and from the behind you looked--
Lotho: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!
Frodo: Well, today IS my birthday as well as Bilbo's...

It gets worse. Much, much worse. Enjoy!

Thanks to Garth for posting the link to the Middlebridge