Rainbows in a can

Alert: If you are a pre-teen girl, or are blessed by fairies, read no further! This story contains a discussion of...unicorn meat.

For some reason, Radiant Farms, a small, independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland, is now offering unicorn meat in a can, a delicacy guaranteed to be an "excellent source of Sparkles." North American cooks will be happy to know that they can get their supply through Think Geek.