[ART] Mystery Event

A call goes out to One and All
to help us solve a Most Horrendous Mystery;

One which has left many full of
Shock, Remorse, and Confusion.
It is the Mystery of the Hat – or rather Lack Of.

Truth be told, a Plague has Overtaken our Glorious Kingdom...

A   P l a g u e   o f   B a r e   H e a d s !

Yes, bare heads have become the Main Stance
among our Beautiful Populace...
a Most Unspeakable Fact attributing to the
Plethora of Hats available in period.
Friends, Countrymen, Artemisians, Lend me your Heads!
No need to put hours of Blood, Sweat and Tears
into a New Set of Garb at the Drop of a Hat,
Instead you can put all of that into a
Most Magnanimous Piece of Art with which to
Adorn your Brow, and make your Favorite Outfit
a complete Stunning Visual Masterpiece
from more than the Neck down.

If Talent and Knowledge are your Reasonings for your Bare Noggin
then Have No Fear, but come and Participate in one of our
various A&S Classes on Hats and their Construction.

Then, before the day is done, you can Toss your Hat in the Ring
by Presenting it in our Hat Contest
where there will be Multiple Categories, including...

...Tallest Hat...

...Most Elaborate Hat...

...Most Unique Hat...

...etc...

with Prizes for the Winners.

And of course, if the hat fits, the coveted
...Bad Garb Sash...
will be passed on, once again.

At the end of the day, you can
Take off your Hat to All Those that will
Astound and Amaze you with their Talents
at our Most Innovative Dinner Theater...
a Delicious Dinner accompanied by a
Medley of Entertainment
that’s Sure to be Better than a
Rabbit being pulled out of a Hat.

So to One and All, we call out for you to
Put on your Thinking Caps,
Put a Feather in your Hat,
Set your Cap for the 26th of March, and
Don’t keep this Information under your Hat,
but Tell Everyone to come to our...

  M Y S T E R Y   O F   T H E   H A T  

...for a Most Hattastic Experience.

You’ll have a Wonderful Time...
for if you don’t,
the Event Steward will
...Eat her Hat...

Events throughout the day:
       
A&S Competition with Accessories as the Theme, Fundraiser Lunch,
Rapier and Heavy Fighting Scenarios, and Children's Activities.

Dinner Theater:
Dinner limited to 50 people, but there is Plenty of Off Board Room for All Those who wish to bring their own Dinner, and stay to see the Entertainment. For Reservations and/or any Dietary Concerns,
please contact the Event Steward.
       
The Site:
American Fork Senior Center
54 East Main Street, American Fork, Utah
Site opens at 10:00 AM and closes at 10:00 PM.

This is a dry site. Pets are NOT allowed inside the building; however, they are welcome outside
with proper supervision.

Directions:
Take your best route to I-15 and exit #278 (Main St.) in American Fork, UT. Turn East from the exit, past several shopping outlets to downtown American Fork. Stay on Main Street for approximately 1.1 miles. The site is on your right. There is a parking lot behind the Center, but you have to turn in at the business next door. There will be signs at the site.

Site Fee:
Adults: $6.00
Youth (6-15): $3.00
Children (0-5): Guests of the Province
Family Cap: $18.00
A $5.00 non-member surcharge applies to adult fees.

Dinner Fee:
Adults: $6.00
Youth (6-15): $3.00
Children (0-5): Free
Dinner reservations due March 12 

To All who wish to Participate in Teaching Classes, Entertaining at Dinner or Merchanting, please contact the Event Steward.

Event Steward
Lady Tabitha de Luna tabitha.anne at gmail.com