Rediscovered Health and Safety report damaging for Odysseus's record

A rediscovered ancient Greek scroll lists a number of health and safety violations by Odysseus during his tenure as ship's captain while returning home from the Trojan War.

His offenses against marine safety standards include the absence of life jackets or distress flares aboard his vessel and his failure to check whether Circe had a license to keep livestock before allowing her to turn his men into pigs.