Fabled "Sword of Spam" Auctioned This Week

eBay: Third Age Armory claims to have uncovered the legendary Sword of Spam, and they are auctioning this rare item on eBay. The bids are expected to be low, but there is a US$50 shipping charge. According to the description and photos, the Sword of Spam represents a level of craftsmanship that should have been lost centuries ago, but which has unfortunately been re-discovered in the modern age.

Strict security measures are being taken to protect the Sword of Spam. The seller warns that anyone who complains about the web page risks having the Sword of Spam foisted upon them, free of charge. Rapier fighters, beware!