Rohrich's S.P.E.A.R. unit, which has power outlets and hook-ups for cell phones, holds up to 1,000 pounds of computer equipment, and can keep it safe from fire, flood and other damage. "You could drop it off a two-story building."
While not inventing computer equipment, Baron Josef swings a sword as a member of the local Phoenix SCA group.

ohhhhh, I thought it said
I'd buy one of those