Archive - Apr 1, 2007

Baronial trailer stolen in Atenveldt

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 2007-04-01 17:36
Baron Otto and Baroness Lisabetta are seeking help from sharp-eyed populace members to help locate and recover the Barony of Atenveldt's baronial trailer, which was stolen this morning.

CBS network scraps production of "Survivor Trimaris"

Submitted by Justin on Sun, 2007-04-01 13:24

After taping just one episode, the CBS television network has ceased production of a planned "Survivor Trimaris" edition of its popular reality TV program, citing "personality conflicts" with the cast.

Easter Island archaeologists conclude statues are petrified peeps

Submitted by Milica on Sun, 2007-04-01 11:05
Archaeologists working at Easter Island have determined that the large statues are not volcanic rock, as once believed, but are, in fact, petrified peeps. Says project head Rock Newton, "Yes, we have verified that the statues are actually petrified Easter candy."